The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 62 is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-working, devout population of 11.372 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 518 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,587 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Switz got Lazy 62 Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', helicopter parenting is on the rise, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 62's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 62 is ranked 146,484^th in the world and 2,896^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 617.73 on the Gilded Widget Scale.